As the film starts off it introduces a boy names Sam Witwicky (Shia LeBouf) whose life is about to turn upside down when his rubbish car transforms into a robot that acts like a personalised robotic dog...
They also introduce a girl played by Megan Fox who is way out of his league, who as a matter of fact, would not get with him if it weren’t thanks to help of the Transformers! She’s basically a gold-digger.
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When they first introduce the autobots, they show them crashing into the planet in what seem to be meteors, but in the cartoon series they have hi-tech ships getting them anywhere, so reinforcing the meteor idea is a tad incorrect. The meteor entrances also cause a Hell load of damage.
When we are introduced to the Decepticons, their main objective just makes the plot look incredibly stupid. They risked the outbreak of a war over the matter of a pair of glasses... Yes, a pair of glasses, and a flipping cube!
For such menacing extraterrestrial robots, they come to earth for quite a rubbish reason, even worse than the villain from Avatar who tries killing thousands of innocent creatures because of some tree.
As it approaches the end of the film the bots cause destruction in a major city struggling with a cube. But wouldn't it be easier to transport the cube without risking lives? By transporting it through a city is the same as signing a death sentence to hundreds if not thousands of people. But noo… our braindead characters and bots don’t get it through their skulls.
We have a better idea for the film. The Transformers should transform themselves into scrap metal. They’ll go in the garbage where they belong.
Megan fox loves that guy's cubes.
ReplyDeletemegan fox fucking sucks to high hell, & the movie waz fucking boring,.....
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