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Why The Blair Witch Project Sucks

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The Blair Witch Project was supposed to be scary, yet it sucks due to hype. It had a lot of suspense, but like Paranormal Activity, it becomes so suspenseful we desperately want something to happen. Watching some people wander round the woods isn’t exactly entertaining. But this film is all about that.

Standing around...
It's about some people wandering through the woods! Early on in the story, we hear of a psycho hermit who supposedly made children stand facing the wall so he could kill them. The hermit/witch never appears though, so we’re left trying to figure out what happens.

(So the man in the picture could really be having a toilet)

We hear some creaky sounds here and there, tents being shuffled and a view of some piece of cloth with teeth inside. That's quite tasty.

The people, like many other horror movies, are just stupid. They have a compass, yet they still walk round in circles for days. The characters don’t even listen to the warning their given, which is just typical for a horror movie and like Cloverfield, they’d rather think about taping themselves than getting out alive.

If survivalist Bear Grylls was with them, they might’ve stood the chance of living. He can drink his own urine, nevermind beat down a pesky witch.
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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous5 July 2012 at 18:55

    The ending scared me >_>

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    1. Anonymous25 October 2014 at 04:03

      If this POS movie scared you, then you are a Fing idiot. This POS was horrible. When I saw it back in 1999, many people were booing and wanted there money back at the end! There literally was NOTHING to see! The producer ripped off the actors. He should have been hanged!!

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  2. Anonymous4 May 2014 at 00:18

    I'm glad that I'm not the only one who hates The Blair Witch Project and many other horror movies. In fact, horror movies are my least favorite types of films because of their outrageous content.

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  3. Anonymous30 August 2015 at 09:40

    There have never been four people more justifiably murdered than the people in the blair witch project. Blood shoots out of my eyes when I think of that suck fest

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Thanks for commenting. Now go and watch some sucky films ;)

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