Why Titanic Sucks


In short, Jack and Rose fall in love, they get it on in under a week (hot and steamy action) and look as though they will eventually get married once they get off the boat. The Titanic hits an iceberg and the ship goes down. Everyone practically dies, except our main characters, who are left fighting for their lives at the end.

Rose continuously reassures Jack “I’ll never let go Jack…I’ll never let go... as she hogs the whole piece of a wooden board. And what does she do? Let him freeze to death and then let him go to float down to his watery grave! And there's clearly room on the board!


But I must say that if that’s love, then I won’t be getting married.

The end scene of Rose being united with Jack is just stupid. Why the heck would Jack want to dance with a woman who was so greedy? She didn’t even let him share her board. And what’s more, is that there were many other pieces of board in the water. Here is what the end scene would look like in reality.


Congratulations to the recent version of the film. Now people can watch thousands die in 3D.
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2 comments:

  1. Don't you think that the board would have sunk if the two of them were on it the same time?

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  2. 3D so realistic you can practically FEEL James Cameron stealing your money

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