Why The Exorcist Sucks

The Exorcist may be scary, but it sucks hard.

It has gained many awards, merely because its become overrated. Nevertheless, the film is based on a book and talks about the possession of a young girl and her mother’s desperate attempts to win back her daughter through an exorcism conducted by two priests.

The priests are practically useless, literally. Heck, the demon even teases them throughout the film. The priests should have just used a gun and popped the demon in its caps.

The demon too, is useless. It spends so much time urinating on the floor, prodding itself with a cross and making stupid sounds that sound like its got constipation. Now come on, a demon does more horrifying things than that. Unless...

IT'S A TROLL!

And why on earth does the demon not listen to anyone throughout the film, yet it decides to listen to the priest when he asks the demon to enter him instead? The demon is simply a buffoon. Like the one in Courage the Cowardly Dog.

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