Why 2012 Sucks

The film 2012 is The Day After Tomorrow's big brother and is an apocalyptic film based on the conspiracy that the world will end in 2012, a myth based on the Mayan calendar (that doesn’t actually really predict this).

So first of all, the luck our main characters have in this film is unbelievable. They:

• Outrun earthquakes and crashing buildings in a limousine
• Outrun earthquakes and crashing buildings in a plane
• Outrun a super-volcano in a camper van
• Outrun a super-volcano a small plane
• Outrun a super-volcano in a large plane
• Outrun a crashing plane by driving a car out of the rear hatch as it's moving! (the most hilarious escape)
• Outrun a crash into Mount Everest by freeing a door

"COME AT ME BRO"

For an apocalyptic film, this is highly laughable.

It’s also lovely to know that billionaires and scientists fund an underground secret project to build huge arks to save the human race. It is however, highly strange that these arks are probably made in under 3 years, because the scientist who warned everyone told everyone in the year 2009.

It took around 3 years to build the Titanic too, yet the arks in 2012 are three in number, quite bigger and need more resources to build (to be indestructible and all...)

2012 came quicker than the Mayans predicted. We laughed ourselves to death.

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